Thursday, February 15, 2007

Excuses for 'The Gaffe'.....1) and 2)

"If I was running al-Qaeda in Iraq, I would put a circle around March 2008, and pray, as many times as possible, for a victory not only for Obama, but also for the Democrats" Source.

1) Just as latte slurping, chardonnay sipping, totalitarian socialists were writing off our leader, he has developed new powers. As we all know, Osama Bin Laden is the head of a famous terrorist organisation. His goose is cooked. John Howard is involved in picking his enemy mind; even down to prayer rituals and specifics about his attitudes to American election results. That 'Obama' rymes with 'Osama'.

With this same skill, he will surely be able to glean what Kim Jong 11 and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad are up to, as well. Stuff like..... Ahmadinejad has backed Kevin Rudd to become Australian P.M. through Sportsbet. Kim Jong 11 has all of Midnight Oils' albums, the hots for Julia Gillard and is planning to send her a Valentine's Day card, having circled Feb 14 next year. His favourite dish ,when planning evil , is Kimchi.

2) So, if that one doesn't work for you, try .......... "Howards really made a cleverly disguised slur on al-Qaeda by suggesting that they might be stupid enough to have someone like him as leader". Dastardly terrorists beware, John Howard is at the wheel of the Australian ship of state.

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